Loren: I'm getting grooves, and its not the funky kind.

Dear God, Lord of Consciousness, Ultimate Being, etc,

I have been scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling, and scrolling through my Google Reader for days and guess how many I have yet to read? 

947.

And I didnt even read through all of them properly. Just barely skimmed over the words and pictures, taking mental notes for future closer inspections, knowing well enough that those inspections may never come to pass.

I have grooves on my pointer finger from all the scrolling action. I feel despair. And very, very, out of the fashion loop.