".....Few tables of cosplayers at wedding dinner to supplement for eratic taste."
So this is what went through my brain at that moment.
Erratic 1 (Nope.)
Definition: Having no certain course; roving about without a fixed destination; wandering; moving; hence, applied to the planets as distinguished from the fixed stars.
Erratic 2 (Hmmm. Maybe this could be the one, only one that makes sense...)
Definition: Deviating from a wise of the common course in opinion or conduct; eccentric; strange; queer; as, erratic conduct.
Erratic 3 (Probably not.)
Definition: Irregular; changeable.
Erratic 4 (She's definitely deviating from something...)
Definition: One who deviates from common and accepted opinions; one who is eccentric or preserve in his intellectual character.
Erratic 5 (Might be the groom.)
Definition: A rogue.
Erratic 6 (I might use this to pound my head against.)
Definition: Any stone or material that has been borne away from its original site by natural agencies; esp., a large block or fragment of rock; a bowlder.
Erratic 7 (Sounds like a description of my entire family.)
Definition: liable to sudden unpredictable change; "erratic behavior"; "fickle weather"; "mercurial twists of temperament"; "a quicksilver character, cool and willful at one moment, utterly fragile the next"
Erratic 8 (My brain.)
Definition: likely to perform unpredictably; "erratic winds are the bane of a sailor"; "a temperamental motor; sometimes it would start and sometimes it wouldn''t"; "that beautiful but temperamental instrument the flute"- Osbert Lancaster
Erratic 9 (My life so far.)
Definition: having no fixed course; "an erratic comet"; "his life followed a wandering course"; "a planetary vagabond"
I paused, and then very carefully brought my thinking process to a screeching halt.
Some people really shouldn't be allowed to use big words.
Even if they are high school english teachers.