OH MY FRIGGIN' GOD.
(I swear that I only curse in the most extreme of cases. And this, believe me, is one of them.)
I thought that they were lost to me, forever.
I know they can be shadily found on ebay US, but their authenticity is questionable.
But I have found them.
Ann D triple lace knee high boots.
The description says 'burgundy' but they show black.
!I DON'T FRIGGIN' CARE.
In Australia. In Melbourne.
IN MY SIZE.
Oh my god.